PCMCIA : People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN : It Still Does Nothing
APPLE : Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI : System Can't See It
DOS : Defective Operating System
BASIC : Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM : I Blame Microsoft
DEC : Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM : Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW : World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH : Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM : Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding ofMathematics
COBOL : Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA : A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP : Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS : Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS : Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
GIRO : Garbage In Rubbish Out
MICROSOFT : Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software's Only (for)Fools (&) Teenagers.
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